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andy-29
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Join date : 2011-07-21
Age : 28
Location : TX, US
 |  Subject: Laughs  Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:13 am | |
| Anyone know any good jokes? |
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ShadowQuik
Posts : 76
Join date : 2011-08-08
Age : 27
Location : Mclean, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:54 am | |
|  Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki. |
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Snorth
Admin
Posts : 408
Join date : 2011-06-27
Age : 31
Location : Leicester, England, United Kingdom
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:58 pm | |
| Lol. Last year at my old college libary me and forum member Reaper found a MR T and Chuck Norris joke book. It had a load of those jokes in. Didn't get much work done. |
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andy-29
Posts : 212
Join date : 2011-07-21
Age : 28
Location : TX, US
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:36 am | |
| i can imagine. xD
i've grown tired of chuck norris jokes though...
feel free to post them though |
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dsc97
Posts : 127
Join date : 2011-09-06
Location : US
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:38 am | |
| - andy-29 wrote:
- i can imagine. xD
i've grown tired of chuck norris jokes though...
feel free to post them though i agree chuck norris is getting real old but that hiroshima one was funny |
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Trial&error
Posts : 267
Join date : 2011-09-24
Age : 26
Location : Boca raton florida
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:39 am | |
| I don't even know ant chuck noris jokes |
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andy-29
Posts : 212
Join date : 2011-07-21
Age : 28
Location : TX, US
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:55 am | |
| This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Trial&error
Posts : 267
Join date : 2011-09-24
Age : 26
Location : Boca raton florida
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:28 pm | |
| Haha .. Thats funny .. Hahahahs |
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andy-29
Posts : 212
Join date : 2011-07-21
Age : 28
Location : TX, US
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:36 pm | |
| Micky mouse at his divorce lawyer's office:
Lawyer: Micky, you can't divorce minnie just because she's acting a little silly. That'd look bad for your career.
Micky: You don't understand! She's F**king Goofy! |
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Trial&error
Posts : 267
Join date : 2011-09-24
Age : 26
Location : Boca raton florida
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:36 am | |
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ShadowQuik
Posts : 76
Join date : 2011-08-08
Age : 27
Location : Mclean, Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Laughs Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:47 am | |
| Lol  |
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